We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters
@linkindrinkin: garbage man: hello little fella
raccoon: [slides a $5 bill] one garbage please
@sofarrsogud: CREATION OF THE WORLD DAY 1
ANGEL: I'm looking forward to watching this project evolve.
GOD: We NEVER use that word here
@Abusitron: Minister: if anyone objects to this unio-
Me: *raptor call*
Groom: *raptor call*
Guests: *chorus of raptor calls*
*Bride gets devoured*
@retardedwriter: Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!
@Doc_Jyoti: I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios.
Where did they go?
Who took them?
Why aren't we helping to find them?
*SO SO sleepy*
*brush my teeth*