@DamonHunzeker: Gas is so cheap right now, I just buy a new car when I run out.
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@UNTRESOR: A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000.
@ShrugLord: It takes more muscles to frown than smile, so I'll consider this my workout for the day
@Cyd10e: Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!
@TheTweetOfGod: Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment.