@DamonHunzeker: Gas is so cheap right now, I just buy a new car when I run out.
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@ObscureGent: *God creating Eminem* This one will really hate his mom, but also be really obsessed with her spaghetti.
@McMcmadmac: My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!
@JohnnyCrash5: [First date & I'm super nervous] Her: Are you ok? Me: yesh. Her: did u just say yesh? Me: um Nosh.