@DamonHunzeker: Gas is so cheap right now, I just buy a new car when I run out.
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@JRehling: The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision
@bourgeoisalien: [walking down street with date after dinner] him: i had a great time me: yep... [gestures towards garbage truck] welp, this is me [jumps in]
@okmatchhead: If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often.