@legsandsass: <----- gave a man a heart attack by admitting he was right
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@Tmoney68: Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence.
@Brampersandon_: [being a caddy at the masters] GOLFER: *crouched down lining up his putt* ME (whispering in his ear): whatcha lookin at? a bug?
@VolatileVani: I'm outside my kid's door, listening to him and his friends rank hot moms & I'm apparently second so now I guess I have to kill Billy's mom.