@sammyrhodes: Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights.
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@kylekinane: Im so mad Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement that I'm going to go read the Paris Climate Agreement now.
@jtswhipped: I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said "Classy" and my brain leaked out of my ear.
@ilovepie84: My neighbor once said he was as healthy as a horse. Today he broke his leg so I had to put him down.