@VodkaThursday: Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test.
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@GlennWool: when the news anchor says "if you know anything about the crime please contact police" dont call the police and re-tell the news story
@xLiserx: If video games were truly to blame for violent acts drive by turtle flinging would be at an all time high.
@BoomBoomBetty: The law of children dictates that for every water bottle brought into your car, 37 more water bottles appear on the floor of your car.