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@VodkaThursday: Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test.

Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere &  everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test.

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