@Frankie_Val: Gay men aren't fags. Guys who do 70mph, on a suburban side street, in their second-rate sports cars are fags.
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@jenlaw_11: "You are what you eat" I whisper to myself as I pour my dead dog's ashes into my cat's food bowl
@1followernodad: Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not.
@curlymalloy: An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!
@jazmasta: if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say "it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"