@JimmyTheThing: Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don't serve alcohol at the wedding.
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@mrkoodge: *lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*
@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account
@kelkulus: Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying "Home Alone" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies.
@KingRainhead: boy: you have really pretty eyes... me: *suspicious* thank you...??? boy: *leans in slowly* me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!