@ShortSleeveSuit: Gazing at nature's majesty, I am one with the woods. This is where I belong, I muse as I'm drilled with a paintball and promptly eliminated
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@3sunzzz: [hotel fire alarm] M: *in pjs* How did people get dressed and outside so quickly? H: It's 10am, they were already dressed. M: impressive
@asherperlman: “He seems kind of rude” “Oh no no, that’s just how he is” “Ok cool. Now that I know it’s a fundamental part of his personality, I like him”
@GreenishDuck: Was gonna climb over some guy's arm but then I noticed he had a barbed wire tattoo on it.