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@briancthayer: *gazing at the ocean*
God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation.
Angel: I'm sorr-
God: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS MESS

*gazing at the ocean*
God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation.
Angel: I’m sorr-
God: SORRY DOESN’T FIX THIS MESS

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