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@QwertyJones3: General Lee didn't have kids?
A parent Lee not.
@Naked_Superman: Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda
@pbear79: I asked a waiter how they prepare their chicken. He said...
"Meh, nothing special. We just straight out tell them they're going to die."
@Try2StopME: A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..'
*A Girl Passes by..*
Guy: "82.. 83.. 84.."
@ilovepie84: Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet.
@lurve_meh: They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away.