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@POTerritory: General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?
Me: I mustard the troops.
General: ...
Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?
Me: I mustard the troops.
General: …
Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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