@MacCocktail: Generation gap...
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@Fred_Delicious: To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0
@GrantTanaka: marriage counselor: you can't run away from your problems me: [leans forward, whispering] what if she gave me a head start wife: I can hear u
@o__0Dev: Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks, soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me.
@JasonLastname: 1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos