@Camel_Crushin: Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible.
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@JohnnyNami: "If someone wanted to murder you, a night light wouldn't stop them" I will never lie to my future children.
@nickcreelman: Coworker: it's dark already Me: I know, Dan. I have eyes CoW: it's only 5 'o clock Me: I KNOW DAN CoW: it's early Me: THAT'S HOW EARTH WORKS
@curlycomedy: How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?