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@KeetPotato: genie: "thats definitely your last wish?"
me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] "yes"
genie: "ok"
our dog: "how can i talk all of a sudden?"

genie: “thats definitely your last wish?”
me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] “yes”
genie: “ok”
our dog: “how can i talk all of a sudden?”

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