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@rudy_mustang: Genie: you have three wishes

Me: ok i wish "three" meant 1000

Genie: it's done. you have two wishes left

Me: wait i wish "two" meant 1000

Genie: you have three wishes

Me: ok i wish “three” meant 1000

Genie: it’s done. you have two wishes left

Me: wait i wish “two” meant 1000

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