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@RandomAntics: My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number.
@Ygrene: Me (being murdered): hey I need to switch the laundry Murderer (stops stabbing): oh dang you don't want that stuff sitting in the washer
@Sassafrantz: Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame.