@iamspacegirl: *gently carrying a burrito in my mouth like a mother cat with her kitten*
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@ibid78: If you whisper, "we're being watched," you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days.
@misfarber: Shouldn't the sea be called an isntland? Sir, I don't know how you keep getting in here, but again, this is not what a think tank does
@WalkingOutside: Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, "What the hell have I done?"