@iamspacegirl: *gently carrying a burrito in my mouth like a mother cat with her kitten*
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@KeetPotato: [inventing humans] god: "they should have complete control of their tongue" angel: "um ok" god: "let me finish.. except when using scissors"
@batkaren: *lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU
@PaperWash: [Freddy Krueger enters my dream but I'm blasting Rebecca Black on repeat] Who's nightmare is it now Freddy?!
@McGunnersite: We are gathered here today because Somebody "glares at coffin " couldn't stay alive.