@neiltyson: Geologists are important for our understanding of rocks on Earth and on other planets. So never take them for granite.
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@kelkulus: When I get to somebody's house, I text them, because knocking on doors is for poor people.
@FreddyAmazin: 3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet.
@FatherWithTwins: 7yo: Daddy, I love you too! Me: Aw, I love you too! 7yo: No, I said "I love YouTube"
@flashember: [War of 1812] American: Let's invade the British North. Other American: Upper or Lower Canada? A: idgaf LATER: