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@Iwriteforcats: Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one.
Pinocchio: Mhmm.
G: Fire's running low.
P: Mhmm.
G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood.

Geppetto: Whew it’s a cold one.
Pinocchio: Mhmm.
G: Fire’s running low.
P: Mhmm.
G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood.

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