@ch000ch: [gestures to the parents of a crying baby] shhhh, please. my foot's asleep
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@MAB1013: Fair warning....if you talk while I am counting cups of flour for a recipe, I will stab you with the knife I'm using to level them off.
@XplodingUnicorn: When my Internet is down for more than 2 minutes, I assume Western civilization has collapsed so I start looting.
@BlindChow: "You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!" But we're in love! "It is forbidden!" *whale elopes with submarine*