@Nickadoo: Get a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, "I don't know. I don't speak Chinese." Wait for people to ask what your tattoo means.
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@Jake_Vig: BOSS: Don't just stand there. ME: Bust a move? BOSS: What? ME: Nothing, I'll go make some copies.
@iGreenMonk: The first step is admitting you have a problem. Unless your problem is always admitting things then I don't really know how to help you.