@torrami: Get an attack dog, name it Anxiety, laugh and laugh and laugh at Anxiety attacks.
@salazarsboxing: Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice.
@__MICHAELJ0RDAN: Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?
@trumpetcake: I said "Candyman" 5 times into the bathroom mirror and sure enough some woman came out of the stall and screamed at me for being in there.
@OfficiallyIce: Bruh 😭😭😭😭
@chrisanna4real: My signature move is being a complete idiot trying to convince someone that I'm not drink.