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@jakob_huber: "Get me another beer, boy"
"Dad I'm an adult. My name's Bobby"
"It's time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B's in your name are silent"

“Get me another beer, boy”
“Dad I’m an adult. My name’s Bobby”
“It’s time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B’s in your name are silent”

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