@SkinnerSteven: Seismologists are loyal to a fault
@dorsalstream: As a child I was bitten by a regular, mildly venomous spider, and I've turned into a regular, mildly venomous person. The system works.
@Playing_Dad: Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around?
Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet
@northcoastkevin: The first rule of liars club is to tell everyone you're in fight club.
@5exyunchained: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said "I will text you when I get home". I think she's homeless.
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