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@DaddyJew: "Get off the phone"
"Wash your hands"
"Pull up your pants"
"Make me dinner"

My son runs a pretty tight ship in our household

“Get off the phone”
“Wash your hands”
“Pull up your pants”
“Make me dinner”

My son runs a pretty tight ship in our household

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