@theydidthemath: Get shit on Ava
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@SadieSmithRoks: You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash.
@KeetPotato: burglar: [breaks into house] my dog: "BARK BARK BARK BARK" burglar: [strokes dog's head] my dog: "i have misjudged this very nice man"
@notalogin: *I look into abyss* *Abyss looks at me* *Abyss blinking message in Morse code* *I go off to learn Morse* *I return* "Why do we park in a dri
@TheBoghdady: "When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."