@Diversion50: "Get Well Soon" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply.
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@therealeatwood: GURU: You have achieved the state of sakṛdāgāmin: you will reach nirvāṇa within seven lifetimes ME: [slipping him a $20] How about six
@SkinnerSteven: That old expression: "hold the phone!" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that
@afynou: -hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you