@KentWGraham: Get your employees to work harder by “accidentally” leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff.
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@AimeeHelene1: I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail.
@kumailn: The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web.
@korryduke: Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks
@duplicitron: The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it.