@bIessbaby: *gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
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@MarfSalvador: [Watching the sunset over Paris] BF: My darling *goes down on one knee* GF: OH MY GOD!! BF: THIS is how I proposed to my last girlfriend
@1Happytwit: They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug.
@Goofpoops: Someone on Facebook posted "Having the BEST DAY EVER!!" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments