@bIessbaby: *gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
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@danabrit: I'm writing code, not making diamonds. Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome.
@KalvinMacleod: BRAIN: it's 4am u up? ME: leave me alone B: who was our grade 5 teacher? M: stop B: why's our eye itchy? M: I'm ignoring u B: engage bladder
@markydoodoo: I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death.