@dataisplural: *gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!
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@mattytalks: Funny that Lebron couldn't even finish a game due to cramps when RoboCop saved all of Detroit without even having his own legs
@daemonic3: A Black Mirror episode where you wake up and all TV & movie actors are Tom Hanks. In fact, everyone you know is now played by Tom Hanks. You go crazy and live out your life in an insane asylum. At your funeral, your rising soul looks down at your casket, where Tom Hanks lies dead
@fro_vo: RETIREMENT EXPERTS: by 35 you should have twice your salary saved 35 YEAR OLD: my salary is $13.00 an hour and i have $26.00 in my bank account so I’m good