@dataisplural: *gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!
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@Scdavis24: Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister.
@AsgardianRose: Happy one month anniversary to whatever is inside that Tupperware bowl in the back of the fridge!
@DillDoes: "How's your sexual history?" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be "deletable"