@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee*
Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@MomofTeen: I come from a long line of successful people. I decided to stop that tradition.
@birbigs: All the roles in Gravity were played by Martin Lawrence.
@BEEAAARR: Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone.
@LlamaInaTux: The Seven Deadly Sins:
6. Calling Lego 'Legos'
@ashmensch: Silent Night,
All is calm,