@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee*
Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@joe_binkley: What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?
@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
@MatCro: [Starbucks Assassins Inc]
CHIEF: Write this down. Target's name is John
BARISTA: [writes] Jamie
C: Ok. Memorise it
B: [eyes shut] Janet
@TheTweetOfGod: Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle.
@Where__wolf: A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool.
He sees a sign "NO HORSEPLAY"
He lowers his head
& sadly trots away