@Dawn_M_: [gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] "Go on without me"
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@Book_Krazy: Boss: You're late! On Friday, I made it clear that anyone arriving late would be fired Me: Well I didn't know! I ducked out early on Friday
@MrSpoonicorn: yells "PARKOUR" then strokes a dog the wrong way, the camera zooms in on the dogs face, he portrays mild annoyance
@HollyHeals: Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
@kumailn: So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say "April Fools!" & we get our country back?