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@narcoticpanda: *gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please... I need my... phone"

*opens Twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

*gets hit by a car* 

Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”

Me: “Please… I need my… phone”

*opens Twitter*

Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

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