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@Mostly_Cheese: *gets in taxi*

Me: Wow it’s cold out there, my hand is freezing.

Cabbie: Where to?

Me: (putting on other glove) You know what, you’re right.

*gets in taxi* Me: Wow it’s cold out there, my hand is freezing. Cabbie: Where to? Me: (putting on other glove) You know what, you’re right.
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