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@jesse_street: *gets laser eye surgery*

"Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?"

I told you, that's not what—

*i squint at him real hard but he's right*

*gets laser eye surgery*

“Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?”

I told you, that’s not what—

*i squint at him real hard but he’s right*

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