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@Scott_A_Gilmore: ~ Gets old. Puts car keys in 'better' place so I won't lose them

~ Can't find keys, has thrombosis—Dies

~ Comes back as ghost … finds keys

~ Gets old. Puts car keys in ‘better’ place so I won’t lose them

~ Can’t find keys, has thrombosis—Dies

~ Comes back as ghost … finds keys

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