@xysist: * Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I? Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
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@CAshmanActor: *God inventing raccoons* God: Hehe.. this'uns my lil bandit Dude, u ok? God: Ima give him a lil mask Get some sleep God: He'll rob stuff lol
@rolldiggity: Whenever someone on a plane reclines their seat into you, pull them back even further and whisper in their ear, "Keep going."
@fro_vo: [spelling bee] Your word is "echo" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence enᵗᵉᶰᶜᵉ ᵉᶰᶜᵉ ᶜᵉ