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@Jenny4ashley: [gets pulled over for speeding]
Where's the fire ma'am?
*grips lighter*
"I'm not sure yet"

[gets pulled over for speeding]
Where’s the fire ma’am?
*grips lighter*
“I’m not sure yet”

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