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@KeetPotato: [gets pulled over]
cop: "sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
[i've swapped places with the dog]
me: "answer the man"

[gets pulled over]
cop: “sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
[i’ve swapped places with the dog]
me: “answer the man”

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