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@AtticusFinch79: <gets pulled over>

Officer- What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

<gets pulled over>

Officer- What’s making all that noise in your trunk? 

Me- My feelings. I’m trying to dispose of them properly.

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