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@Urfavdog: *gets taste of own medicine*
Yep this is my medicine
@UnicornSyrup: Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo.
@robotrowboat: [death row]
Okay Johnson, it’s time. Any last requests?
I said it’s time, any last—ah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one
@birbigs: Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django
@themiltron: we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy
@jjhartinger: ER Dr: What are you doing?
Me: I'm decorating.
ER Dr: Why?
Me: According to my bill I live here now.