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@AndyAsAdjective: *gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder*
"Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"

*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder*
“Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it’s done toasting?”

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