@DurtMcHurtt: Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.
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@RuinMyWeek: I photoshopped myself into a photo booth strip a coworker had on her desk and replaced it. And now we wait...
@LikeABaus91: Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it.
@AndyAsAdjective: ME: [shouting upstairs] dinner's ready! 6YR OLD: what are we having? ME: you'll like it! trust me! 6: I ain't falling for that shit again