@DurtMcHurtt: Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.
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@Douchekevin: This hangover feels like the kids lunches are going to be a brown paper bag with a handful of change, and a note that says 'buy something'.
@tastefactory: My neighbors complain about me throwing my cigarette butts on the lawn but they'll be pumped when a cigarette tree sprouts in the spring
@ClichedOut: "Opps" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency.