@AllyBallyBeal: Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board.
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@horsedetective: Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea. He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples.
@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?
@AnnDabromowitz: When I'm CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called "sandwich artists." They will be "sub humans."