@AllyBallyBeal: Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board.
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@Fred_Delicious: Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it
@SouthrnPinUpMom: Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum...
@TFLN: (513): They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.