@Scdavis24: Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
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@TheDairylandDon: Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
@Sarcasticsapien: I think first dates should just be writing down the bad stuff from your past and sliding it across the table like you're making an offer.
@GrowlyGrego: *wakes up in cold sweat* SHOULDN'T ELEVATORS BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE ON THE WAY DOWN?
@FuckabillyRex: I thought she said "tantrum sex" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman.