@The_MartiniGirl: Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain.
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@Petote: Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob.... It means we used to be.
@Piecezilla: My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule.
@1_swarthy_dude: [texting] HotGirl: Help me ace the Periodic Table test tomorrow? Nerd: Selenium Neodymium Neon Tungsten Darmstadtium HG: ? N: SeNd NeWDs