@Playing_Dad: If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started

@HiddleDeeDee: "There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU." And other inspirational things I say to my kids when we're in public.

@imagine_vegas: Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked

@MrBob_52: First week of my diet I gained 3 pounds. However, I found out if I stand further away from the mirror I look thinner.

@daemonic3: Starting a cover band called "A Book" so no one can judge us.