@sophielou: Getting fuel at 2am I was so alert to my surroundings- hearing a voice over my shoulder I whipped around to pepper spray gas station tv
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@JoshontheGo: Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine.
@DeeDeeSpeaks: STOP EDITING YOUR PICS, what if you go missing? How tf can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram but Waka Flocka in real life?
@KimmyMonte: Aliens: we want to study ur kind. take us to ur leader Americans:(nervous)haha what um no well see here’s the thing uh now’s not a good time
@P_o_n_k: [Prison] BOSS: I'll kill whoever snitched on us ME (from a much nicer and furnished cell): I guess we'll never know.