@breeinthestee: Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead.
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@Gooooats: I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core.
@CulturedRuffian: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...& murderous clowns, & ISIS, & one of these two getting elected President after Halloween.
@JasonIsbell: I get a kick out of people who think because I make Americana music I’m supposed to dress like a damn horse repairman or some shit
@aguywithnolife: brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held.