@breeinthestee: Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead.
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@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
@o__0Dev: I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
@fro_vo: Me: who called it a prison cell air duct instead of a convent Nun: that's not funny Escaped Prisoner (hiding in the air duct): it kinda is