@hipoctogenarian: *Getting murdered* omg I have the exact same knives
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@Miniwheats2012: Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby.
@sammyrhodes: Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, "Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $.
@Springaling85: Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying "you never called! Our son is 5 now" then walk away....always brightens my day
@3sunzzz: If you're giving me directions and you say, "Head north," I'm going to think you mean toward the sky.